"I don't like my parents. They love me too much. It's not healthy. They should treat me badly, they should throw me out of the house."
"No, they didn't. Fuck you man I told you I LEFT. Go away, retard."
"Yeah. You had to leave home because they found your cigarette and you wanted to spare them the horror of living with a smoker. It rings true somewhere deep within me, you know it does."
"And yet, truth stays. 1. They were being too irritating. 2. You're right, I didn't want to inflict myself on them."
He knew it was true.
"They're so good, you know, and I don't deserve it. I mean I'm awesome, I give myself that, but I'm insane. I'm a freak rhino."
"That's insanely awesome."
"If only it meant something."
"It does. You're a rhino."